Vintage: (Adj.) An excuse to jack up the prices of old crap by 500%.
Sierra: (holding plain baby blue dress that has a collar) I just got this new vintage dress from Urban Outfitters!
Sensible person: How much??
Sierra: Only $120!
Sensible person: *face palm*
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Dark heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
